I PROUDLY PRESENT YOU THE
” WHAT THE HECK WAS HE/SHE THINKING, MAN”
Situation 1: The Drunktard, and another one of many reasons why to drink and NOT drive
As some of you might have heard about it, some some drunktard lady apparently claimed to have ‘accidentally hit and killed’ a man on the BHP station, outside of Taman Midah. (yeah where i live)
With the kind reference to the video attached, you can clearly see that, IT AINT A FREAKING ACCIDENT ALRIGHT. SHE FREAKING ACCELERATED ALL THE WAY LORH. Imagine being in a direct line of sight with the car thats gonna split you into pieces, what crosses your mind.
yeah, drunktard. sure.
Situation 2: The monkey rain god.
Its raining now, and it crossed my mind. The Monkey Rain God. You know, buddhism tend to have a god for everything i.e god of wealth, god of luck etc. And i was thinking, who NAMES them. And ever since THAT incident, i too have created a god! The Monkey Rain God.
I know it wasn’t pretty. But something’s i gotta say! nyeh. It all started when i was drving home from TOLONG University College one day, heading down to the highway after the huge U turn. At the speed of about 90kmph on the u turn, guess what i saw?
Yeap, a monkey in the middle of the 2 lane highway. And this was when i think to myself ” WTH IS THE DAMN MONKEY DOING” ( he/she is not applicable here). Alright, me being an animal lover, stopped my car at the highway, actually ran across to the highway where the monkey was sitting in the middle of the road, thinking that i could shoo it to the corner of greens, at least.
All i could remember was high speed cars on my left and right, and by the time i was in the middle of the road, the monkey ran to the patch of greens. Thank God. No dead monkey today. Fine. Turned back, return to my car.
JUST WHEN I FASTENED MY SEATBELT, stupid monkey tried to test his theory of having 9 lives, and tries runing across the 10 lane highway. Great Job. It very much reminded me of Frogger.
Yeap, very much like this as i could remember.
A Taxi proved he/she has only one life on the first lane.
And it rained heavily after that.
And therefore, the Monkey Rain God is borned.
Should be meeting up with angie khor this saturday for Hachiko sessions, and pasar malam sessions. Any takers? SHE’S SINGLE NYEH NYEH!
Can you believe it, i watched Hachiko the second time, and i STILL cried. whadda. WHY IS MY DOG SO FAT AND STUPID LA I WISHED MY DOG COULD BE HALF AS SMART AS HACHIKO. OH. * so youre saying Gordon ain’t stupid, and that it follows the owner huh?. WELL AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO NOT JUMP ONTO MY FATHER’S SCLASS FOR NO FREAKING REASON! JOOLING YOU DONT STAND NEXT TO CARS DI! SURE KENA SCRATCH ONE!
-Back to intense ConstiAdmin studying. FUX YOU OWE ME A MEAL YOU PIG!